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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

guys. obviously one picture is at night with a flash and the other is during the day. come on!

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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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I’m scared that I’m not myself in here, and I’m scared that I am.

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